twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

marsixm:

girlfriendluvr:

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hoppip:

this is the first time i ever sign something i’ve done. a fresh start my cat pals.

queengaia:

“you can be my copilot; we can visit every planet, every star and leave a kiss on every world.”

— s.s. (stephenstilwell)

andossp:

GOBLIN PSA!

You may feel inclined to pick up that rock!

Do it!

I know this shit is old but

Follow me and reblog this and I’ll send you what song comes up when I press shuffle on my playlist. I want to expose people to my music and I’m convinced my playlist can basically give psychic readings.

homoidiotic:

here’s some things it’s good to remind yourself of:

  • calories aren’t bad they’re just a unit of energy that food gives us
  • a four year old child needs to eat up to 1600 calories a day
  • low calorie foods aren’t always better for you and calories shouldn’t be the focus of your food selection process
  • counting calories is a pointless and self punishing task that you deserve better than

ovrjoy:

kelssiel:

shitmemesforshitteens:

Power move of the century.

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun